Saturday, September 11, 2010

Let's All Just Get Along Now

Growing increasingly wrathful, God continued: 
 "Can't you people see? What are you, morons? There are a ton of different religious traditions out there, and different cultures worship Me in different ways. But the basic message is always the same: Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism, Shintoism... every religious belief system under the sun, they all say you're supposed to love your neighbors, folks! It's not that hard a concept to grasp." 

{via my all-time favorite article from The Onion}